Well, it's
4 pm and we haven't had any BBQ yet on day one of the 2008 Gods of Brisket BBQ Tour. In fact, we haven't really had any food at all.
We are staying with our friends Jen and Arnie in Houston, and they own the Bikram Yoga studio in The Woodlands, TX. So instead of beginning the BBQ jaunt with bacon and eggs, or some other appropriately fatty dead animal part, we had matte tea with Merlin's Magic Herbal Powder (that's a trade name, not a description) and Agave Nectar. Steve detects an alarming drop in testosterone production, and urges the group to make haste towards the first meat palace to rectify the situation.
But first, we have to take a 9:30 a.m. yoga class, and some private instruction to sufficiently cleanse our temples prior to embarking on our journey. Then, apparently, there is some mandatory hanging out. Finally, at 1:30, Arnie sent us on our way with a flax/soy/banana/mango/almond paste/rice milk smoothie.
So, now it's 4:15 pm and we are pulling up to our first BBQ destination: Louie Mueller Barbecue in Taylor, TX.
Well, it's 
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